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| Thief of Time | ||||
| The Colour of Magic | "Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean." "No running with scythes!" Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. 'Things either exist or they don't,' said Jeremy. 'I am very clear about that. I have medicine.' Here are people who know that there is no steel, only the idea of steel. Footnote: But they still use forks, or, at least, the idea of forks. There may, as the philosopher says, be no spoon, although this begs the question of why there is the idea of soup. A chocolate you did not want to eat does not count as chocolate. This discovery is from the same brand of culinary physics that determined that food eaten while walking along contains no calories. |
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| The wee free men | ![]() |
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