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| Pyramids | ||||
| The Colour of Magic | All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed. The Ephebians made wine out of anything they could put in a bucket, and ate anything that couldn't climb out of one. Nature abhors dimensional abnormalities, and seals them neatly away so that they don't upset people. Nature, in fact, abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the "Marie Celeste", and the chuck keys for electric drills. The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. Footnote: Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something. Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more. |
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